Thursday, February 12, 2009

Worst Poem I've ever read.

Orange
Orange is the feeling in your stomach after an orange soda quenched your thirst.
Orange is the sun after a summer day.
Orange is the sound of a field filled with dandelions blowing in the wind.
Orange is the taste of a pizza that just came out of the oven.
Orange is the sound of a busy bumblebee.
Orange is the taste of cold glass of orange juice.
Orange is the feeling inside you when you accomplish something.
Orange is the sound of a tomato plant growing.
Orange is the color of a carrot that just popped out of the ground.
Orange is the smell of a Tiger-Lily petal.
Orange is the feeling after a baby smiles.
Orange is the color of a brown beaver's incisor.
Orange is the smell of a late July day.
Orange is the feeling of a puppy's fur.
Orange is the color of peach marmalade on a side of toast.
Orange is the sound of a canoe paddling through shallow water.
And orange is a color that is safe and alive.

http://www.kathimitchell.com/poemtypes.html

This is the weirdest poem ever. I don't know why you would teach a child to write poems like this. I'm sorry for whoever wrote this.

1 comment:

  1. haha it doesn't even make sense. bees aren't orange. they're yellow. and so are dandelions....

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